me watching the olympics: ohmygod that was so incredibly amazing bljasfhajsghadg
commentator: oh wow he really messed up there, not good at all, he's probably really upset with himself.
I don't go out to clubs because this is how I...
olympic gymnast: jumps 20 feet in the air, defies all laws of physics, does 10 backflips, defeats voldemort, comes back down and lands perfectly on the balance beam while fireworks go off in the background
me: falls on face trying to put socks on
dreamongood: when you have a pen that flows on paper so beautifully
lolsofunny: You will LOL here!!:D
Things I Never Learned In High School
complexgirl: boguskudos: How to do taxes What taxes are How to vote What political parties are How to write a resume/cover letter/anything related to getting a job How to write a check/balance a check book Anything to do with banking How to do loans for college How to jump start a car or other basic emergency things How to buy a car or house #but I’m so glad I know the fucking...