July 2012
me watching the olympics: ohmygod that was so incredibly amazing bljasfhajsghadg
commentator: oh wow he really messed up there, not good at all, he's probably really upset with himself.
I don't go out to clubs because this is how I...
thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg:
olympic gymnast: jumps 20 feet in the air, defies all laws of physics, does 10 backflips, defeats voldemort, comes back down and lands perfectly on the balance beam while fireworks go off in the background
me: falls on face trying to put socks on
dreamongood:
when you have a pen that flows on paper so beautifully
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lolsofunny:
You will LOL here!!:D
Things I Never Learned In High School
complexgirl:
boguskudos:
How to do taxes
What taxes are
How to vote
What political parties are
How to write a resume/cover letter/anything related to getting a job
How to write a check/balance a check book
Anything to do with banking
How to do loans for college
How to jump start a car or other basic emergency things
How to buy a car or house
#but I’m so glad I know the fucking...