Baseball, I miss you already.
That irritating moment when you're rushing to do...
sheamnessy: and this bitch comes to you and start blabbering stuff.
Had an argument with your mom
and you overhear her on the phone telling people her version of it.
IT'S SNOWING! :)
During a Period
Uterus: I hope you didn't like those underwear.
Stomach: EAT ALL THE THINGS!
Emotions: I don't care that you were crying your eyes out ten minutes ago, that was fucking funny. Now go act like you're high until I see something that pisses me the fuck off.
Stomach: ESPECIALLY THE CHOCOLATY THINGS!
Uterus: Also I've decided to act like something's constantly punching me. I hope you don't mind.
That awkward moment when you can't find your phone...
When nobody but you knows the answer to a... →
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